If only it were this simple...

Saw this notice (which can be found on IVLE Events) from the NUS Toastmasters Club:

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Ever wish there is an enriching experiential session to address your key concerns as a male and quickly improve your personal appeal to attract that special someone? Do you wait months and years for her answer only to discover she got just attached last night --- to a guy she barely knew for less than an hour?!! Ever throw your hands up in the air and exclaim, “That’s it! I’ve had enough!”

Here’s your chance to clear the doubts and find out what really goes on behind the ladies’ world, take what really works to make your personal life more exciting, enriching and exhilarating than before!

Conducted in an unique discussion cum question-and-answer format, this fun session, designed specifically for men, allows you to bring your personal questions to the front, to help you seek the answers about women and to strengthen you as that person she desires for…


In this no-holds barred exciting session, you will discover…



    • Why do some men keep getting rejected and how you can minimize or even eliminate
      being rejected…

      The secret techniques of making women desire to draw
      themselves closer to you!

      Why some guys could be attached in less than
      an hour and how you can too!

      What are the rules of attraction for guys
      and why is everyone designed to play by them!

      What makes a woman decide
      you might be the man she wants!

      How to make women pay attention to you
      and be more attracted to you!

      Why the lack of looks, money and status
      does not really matter and how to turn them to your strength…

      The hidden
      ways and strategies of getting ladies to open their hearts, seeking to be with
      you more and more…

      What happens when you are out with a woman and how to
      turn this to your advantage!

      How to make a woman think about you
      constantly!

      What are the different types of image you portray to a woman
      and how they affects you, which are those that aid you and those that prevent
      you…

      How do you can get the women you meet to feel and experience a
      growing attraction for you…

      What is The Test? Can u pass it?

      How
      to get more out of your life than what it is now!

      Answers to all the
      burning questions you have been wanting to ask…

      And much, much more…


With all these insights, valuable information and skills, you will discover how a new world has opened up for you. Decide and let yourself be the man women want… today!

See you at the workshop!


(Due to the confidential and highly sensitive nature of the information, this program is STRICTLY for MEN only. Participants are required to sign a non-disclosure agreement prior to attending the workshop.)

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This is SO going to give me some working material for my lecture on Gender...

Comments

Ng J said…
Are you gonna attend, Dr P?
alexiusp said…
cannot, leh, only for students...you go and spy for me?
こげパン said…
i just read this article online:

http://www.asiaone.com/Just%2BWoman/About%2BMe/Well%2BBeing/Story/A1Story20080910-86946.html

i wonder whether this person is the speaker?

if so, is he teaching people to get hitched(and marry and stay married) or is he teaching people to be a casanova? how is dating many women at the same time going to ease Singapore's procreation woes?

you only need to have one woman(the one u love) to fall in love with you, not 10 women or 30 women...
Lye said…
This reminds me of a movie "The Hitch".
Someone said…
'if so, is he teaching people to get hitched(and marry and stay married) or is he teaching people to be a casanova? how is dating many women at the same time going to ease Singapore's procreation woes?

you only need to have one woman(the one u love) to fall in love with you, not 10 women or 30 women...'

unfortunately RL isn't what you see in the movies and it's often extremely difficult to 'have one woman(the one u love) to fall in love with you'. The main reason why these workshops are hosted is to give the men who are caught in a vicious cycle of reject-depression-low esteem-reject some hope of breaking out. Or helping the people that aren't physically beautiful gain more confidence in talking to women by giving them tips on how to be more socially appealing NOT only to the opposite sex, but towards everyone. Personally I think the issue of procreation in SG is a reflection of the values Singaporeans currently hold, basically a focus on professionalism and material gains. I believe marriage to most young singles here is an ideal concept where you find your perfect mate that's fully agreeable with you and both parties click 99% with each other in perfect chemistry. They cannot find these people and end up being 40 and heading to SDU.

Anyway on the side, I read an official survey somewhere before that almost all girls in sg think that sg guys in general aren't good looking. The sg guys mostly believe we have a fair share of good looking females in our country. Another survey also stated that guys in SG are more tolerant of females making mistakes than the women are of men. I totally agree with it, haha

anyway romance belongs to the pretty people, too bad, go get plastic surgery or train weights or liposuction or this course if you want some, you can't blame the random body generator for everything

TLDR version: if you got it you got it, if you don't, do something about it or forget about it

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